Just a warning. This will be a very offensive and wordy post. To kids. You've been warned.

I've been doing a lot of thinking lately. Nothing new there. I'm pondering about kids these days in general. They're so exposed to the western culture and the Internet does nothing to curb their rather unhealthy curiosity, if you know what I mean.

Parents oblige with their wants to motivate them to do better in their studies and give in to them more, fearing their children will become rebellious. Whose fault it is really when these kids turn out to be selfish, manipulative brats.

When I was in secondary school, kissing is already a taboo. Whenever we hear that someone was caught kissing, shocked gasps and disapproving whispers are heard. Dude, couples are even forced to break up by the school.

But right now, I think kids these days thinks it's a norm to show their PDA (for fools who don't know, it's an acronym for Physical Display of Affection). I see kids, yes, kids (if you're in primary or secondary school, you belong in this category because I say so) posting pictures of themselves with their partner kissing, hugging and whatnots in social websites. Absolutely disgusting.

Kids, please. Have you got no shame? Technology is so great that with just a simply copy and paste to an email, those pictures can sent to your parents or worse still, to your spouse (You read that right. You're not gonna marry your current kid partner. Please read below).

As a bonus, when you put it out there in the electronic world, it will never be erased. Awesome isn't it? It'll come back to haunt you even as you get older. Such amazing things the Internet does.

Your parents gave birth to you with high hopes that you will make them proud and take care of them with the same TLC that they showed you when you were a tiny, wailong and pooping baby. Now, you're just a disappointment, a shame that they cannot hide. Do you know that every tear that a parent sheds for you, means you're doomed to a pathelic life. Oh wait. You are already pathetic. You know the saying, "Kecik-kecik tak nak mampus. Dah besar menyusahkan orang"? Yes. That's you.

Sorry to burst your happy bubble of fairytale endings and happily-ever-afters, but the person you're enamoured with right now is not whom you'll spend the rest of your life with. *GASP* Hear hear!

You want proof? Ask around those who are older than you. Ask them how many of their childhood and teenage friends who were 'in love' back them if they're still together now. The answer will be, and always will be not many or not at all. Of all the people I've known in my life, only one couple made it. Anuar and Sri. But they went through hell and back just to be where they are right now. How can you pampered, self-centered, silly numpities even measure up to that?

Also, don't be too over-joyed when older guys ask you to be their girlfriends. They just want to get into your pants.

Anyone who is saying "OMG. No wae! U're lyin! She/he ish the 1 fer me! My baby munchkin! I love him/her! U're juz jealous! DIE BITCH!"

What can I say? The truth hurts. *shrugs* If you can't handle the heat, gtfo. (:

*credits to icanhascheezburger.com

I feel like the baby today. I want to bite the people who piss me off. I want to smack the women whose butt kept bumping into mine no matter how much I tried to shift. MOVE IT BITC LADY~ OM NOM NOM!

And ditto to Fana. If I were to write like nobody's reading, it'll be very vulgar and I'd most probably piss half of the world's population. Anyways, I hope your Angelina Jolie lips and stubbed toe is healing fine. Please make use of them kissable lips while it lasts! *evil*

Back to topic. Partly also I don't want to say things I might regret in the midst of my whirling mind. Words, unlike shit, cannot be flushed away. True, no?

Enough angst for today. If you're here because I was a happy blogger, come back in a week. Menses supposed to have come by then :D