In lower primary

- I was a smart kid. Almost straight As all the way man.

- I loveeee going to the dentist! They always give those cute butterflies made out of those rod-like cotton thingy. I like!

- I fainted once after morning assembly. Not before vomitting my lungs out on a fancy car. Muahahaha.. (Damn. I really do have a history with fainting.)

- I was tall and skinny. Wow.

- There was this fierce teacher called Ms Chu. Everyone's terrified of her. She can just pull a kid aside and yell for the whole school to hear. Mad embarrassing. Thankfully, I was never her victim.

- Every year, I'll get picked out for Best Student/Good Progress and whatnots. The school will let us pick a book as a present. I always chose Enid Blyton's books. LOVE them.

- I'll always look mouth-wateringly at the 'book fairs' where I can never afford to buy any because I always forget to give my parents the price list of the books.

- Always always fighting with my brother. Kicking, biting and punching are involved. We are intense.

- There was this kid, Muthu. He was the naughtiest one in the class, always getting into trouble. One day, my partner and I placed a thumb-nail on his chair (we were sitting behind him). You should know the chaos that ensued after that. I almost died from laughing. I think the teacher wanted to thank us for being heroes.

Then one day, our form teacher was called into the principle office. Turns out, Muthu died from drowning. I didn't feel sad though. I was only sorry for the thumbnail incident.

- Shopping for Teacher's Day present with my mum's money. Lol.. I actually wonder now if teachers even use the shitloads amount of gifts they have gotten from naive children.

- Always going to bookshop to buy cute pencils, scented pens and whatnots.

- I slapped my classmate. Yea. The teacher was giving out our test from highest to lowest. For some reason, that Muthu guy got good marks. So the teacher said those who get marks lower than him (aka me and many others) to slap ourselves.

So this classmate of mine was taunting me to do just that when my name was called. On the way back, I slapped her and calmly walked back to my seat. The teacher scolded her for being mean.


Thinking back, I was pretty badass last time sia. Basically, it was the best part of my life.

In K1-K2

- Yes, I skipped nursery. I is smart. Deal with it. :D

- On the first day, I was wondering why so many kids were crying. Gila ke? haha

- I had a crush on a guy called Ubaidullah. Sibeh gatal right. *slaps forehead* To further prove my gatal-ness, i don't remember any of my female friends. mampos.

- Terrified of fierce Ustazahs ):

- I thought teachers live in the school itself.

- I fainted once and was carried to the mudirah's office to wait for mum to bring me home.

- I walk around at home only with panties on. ahahahhaha~

- I remember climbing the ledge with my friends, beating my chest/screaming like tarzan and jumping off. I'm actually wondering how come no bones were broken. Maybe we had rubber bones sia.

- My favourite snack was conflakes with milk. (:

- At the old Al-Khair school compound, there is a creepy room where they say a witch lives in. We went to check it out one day. Needless to say, we screamed even before we opened the door and ran like crazy because we heard a noise. Al-Khair has shifted to a new and swanky place eons ago though. (:

Primary school memories up next.

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